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Kicked out of break room

Kicked out of break room

ChickenDrummers

I know you meant 'dual' baby shower, but the mental image of people duelling at a baby shower did make me chuckle 😆


Elmyra83

Ahahahaha that would actually be more entertaining I think . Give everyone light sabers 🤣


dead_PROcrastinator

Technically tattoos and children can both be removed with lazers...


TidalLion

It took me a second to catch on there. Holy Shit! Thanks for the laugh!


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Black_Wing939

Anakin didn’t actually want to kill the younglings, he just got distracted playing Beat Saber


Athelis

No way man, give them both Yugioh decks and ridiculous wigs.


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

I choose... Supersonic Shriek and Shit Explosion!


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

I hear you don't even need to organize a duel for people to die in a gender reveal event... Wonder when this ridiculous trend will reach my country...


Speedy_Dragon46

Hold a non-baby shower next week. Just have lunch on your own In the break room.


rosecolouredrabbit

You'd probably want some balloons or streamers or something, just so people know it's a shower. Maybe a cake.


omghooker

If they told you to leave the break room then file a formal complaint with hr


croptopweather

Agreed, I would think you cannot bar other people from using the lunch room. If you wanted to keep it to yourselves, why not book a conference room? Or if it is permitted to hog the lunchroom like that they should have put out advance notice.


Eattravelbemerry

We ALWAYS booked a conference room. I was usually going the planning, so I'm the one who booked it!


ChristieFox

Maybe a bit cynical, but bigger gatherings may still be prohibited due to covid unless room size fits the amount of attendees. Not saying and booking anything and doing it somewhere might have been their only way to do it on premise.


BaphometsBlood_

My place of employment has done this before. It's a BREAK ROOM. Not a party room. Way to go about fucking monopolizing it. Assholes. Baby showers shouldn't be done in the workplace, period.


GeekPill

Health and Safety comes to mind.


zilaran

“Pound sand” is the route I would take I think. A break room is for breaks not for baby parties


Squishys_Girl

Yep, fuck them kids.


Odd_Meet_8632

A break room is not for baby showers cheap ass bitches


Eattravelbemerry

HR - remind them they exist for a reason.


Elmyra83

The entire department also got emails asking for donations ....ummmm no LOL


Doruge

Reply that you'll donate towards an abortion.


Peanut2ur_Tostito

Hahaha!


mochi_chan

So you get kicked out but still have to pay? Now that is plain rude.


MawWalker

This seems legally wrong? Aren't employees entitled to a break room for their breaks? At least in real companies, not like those mom and pop shops where they pay you under the table. Also, we did a baby shower in the breakroom once but everyone was invited and no one got kicked out anywhere. It's either inclusive or you don't have it.


Elmyra83

I work at a big university hospital so definitely not mom and pops LOL


Impossible-Art-3364

People have baby showers at work?! Is this an American thing?! Bizarre.


MawWalker

Probably an American thing. We did it at my work but like I said in my post before, no one got excluded. I actually had just been hired there and didn't know it was happening until I came in. Got cupcakes and a seat at the break table no problem


LitheXD

I would have flat out refused to leave. They can have a baby shower out in the parking lot. I also get hangry, so my inner bitch would have been very prevalent.


Elmyra83

I’m with ya. I also get very hangry. Unfortunately I’m also very introverted so I just sit there silent and mad 🤣


Peanut2ur_Tostito

What bullshit! I would've been pissed.


kendra42

Ugh, I got kicked out of the break room because my coworker was breastfeeding (our break room had a door). I have a half hour for lunch and you want me to stand around outside the break room starving??? Pretty sure (it was years ago) that I told her I was going to heat up my food and THEN I would leave.


Elmyra83

Omg 🤦🏼‍♀️. That’s just bad . Similar to that I worked in retail pharmacy years ago and at 2 separate stores I worked at I had to lie to customers saying the pharmacist was “compounding “ something when they were breastfeeding because I couldn’t sell the drugs until they got back . That was fun.


Straight_Jeweler_114

I wouldn't have been able to resist saying "pharmacist is taking care of her leaky udders"


Elmyra83

Ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣


PrincessTiaraLove

Enjoy your lunch babe. They’ll be crying later.


No-Jackfruit8160

good golly a hoard of mombies has taken over the break room


bitethatsandwich

As always, selfish as fuck fuckers.


Straight_Jeweler_114

No room for your lunch? Whoopsy, who threw out the leftover party food? Wasn't me. 😇😈